Today, I played basketball for the first time this year with a few of my kids. As we were getting our teams together, the biggest kid tried to call another student known as "Tazz". The other student told him that he couldn't have Tazz, so the big kid said, "Fine, I'll take teach." Nice start. Weeeelllllll, it turned out to be a pretty good game when I ended up scoring off Tazz and he asked me to sign his basketball...