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The last party straggler did not leave until 7 p.m. tonight (the day after our party). He watched movie after movie with us, laughed at the absurdity of the night before, and even participated in the cleaning of our apartment for a solid 8 hours today. At around 5 p.m., I inquired about the boy's name and who he belonged to. My investigation was cut short though when I realized that my fellow housemates and friends had similar questions. Sadly, when the chap finally put his shoes on and left, not one of us could remember his name.